The Hangover guide

Thankyou party Rehab!!! ❤


   1. There is one preventive measure that is absolutely foolproof for every person in the world: Don’t ever drink. You’ll be guaranteed to avoid hangovers for the rest of your life.

   2. Since 99.9% of the people who are concerned with hangovers will never follow method #1, then the next best preventive measure is this: Only drink enough to get really drunk. That way, hangovers will be rare, if not nonexistent.

   3. Methods #1 & #2 apply to ALL people. From this point on, we enter the mysterious realm of experimental preventives:

      The problem here is that all people are not alike in such things as size, weight, metabolism, chemistry, etc. So, what works for me may not work for you. But I offer these as good ideas to try when you’ve done what 89% of us do - namely, said to hell with methods #1 & #2.
      You’ve just opened your eyes to find yourself crumbled into a collapsed mess, hopefully in a bed, hopefully in somewhat familiar surroundings, but, worst of all, awake. Your mind gradually manages to reconstruct some sort of memory of some portion of the previous night’s activities. You feel like the worst part of hell (this is the cue for the proverbial “I’ll-never-drink-again” declaration, one of the most pitiful demonstrations of bull$#!+ in all of human behavior). You need help. Quick.
      A little understanding of what a hangover actually IS really comes in handy here. It’s a combination of a few physiological things:
         1. Dehydration - the alcohol has forced evaporation of a certain vital portion of the body’s water.
         2. Nervous shock - you’re coming off the effects of a mild overdose of a depressant drug, so your nerves are displaying the great Newtonian natural law of action/reaction by going into a relatively hypersensitive state.
         3. Malnutrition - pumping all that alcohol and liquid through your body has effectively flushed away a significant supply of your storage of vitamins and nutrients, chemicals which would stimulate natural defense systems, but you’re running seriously low on them now.

      What you need to do is take some restorative steps to begin a recovery process. This means doing the same things that you should’ve done in method #3 (it’s really too late now, but it can’t hurt). It means rest and as little nervous stimulation as possible. It also means trying to eat something that will help to replace the nutrients you’ve lost. That really should be in the forms of fruits/vegetables, NOT fatty, greasy junk, not dairy foods, something that isn’t too tough on the already beat-up digestive system. Bananas are great for key vitamins. But I’ll tell you what I’ve found to be a real miracle medicine for me - tomatoes!
      Strange but true. This came to me by pure accident. I was a suffering bastard one day following a night of revelry, and I knew I needed some food, but I found myself in a situation where I didn’t really have any choice about the lunch that I’d been served. It was a basic Italian-American dish that included a tomato sauce (something like lasagne or spaghetti). In less than an hour after eating, I felt rejuvenated, almost back to normal! I couldn’t believe how quickly I had gone from hangover hell to basically ok. I figured it was just a fluke. But the next time I was in a similar situation, I deliberately tried it again, and it worked! This sort of explains half of the reason that a Bloody Mary is the standard morning-after drink. (The OTHER half, of course, is that more alcohol - “hair-of-the-dog” - acts to relax your shattered nerves and numb the pain in the head, but more alcohol is also a great step on the road to alcoholism, not a habit I’d suggest.)
      So, next time, try it. Maybe a little light pasta with a meatless, greaseless, tomato sauce. Cold gazpacho or a mild salsa may work too, but your stomach will be in no mood for onions and peppers. A glass of V8 may be just the thing. Citrus juices tend to bother the stomach too; but tomatoes are highly acidic, so I can’t explain that part.

If you know you’re going to be drinking a LOT of something, there are certain definite DON’Ts:

   1. Don’t mix a lot of different types of alcoholic drinks (liquor, then wine, then beer). Loudon Wainwright wrote a song about this:

          Drinks before dinner and wine with dinner and after-dinner drinks
          Single-entendre
          Help me, Rhonda
          Locate my cufflinks
          Come with me and you all will see that it all be alright
          Rudolph the red-nosed wino will guide our sleigh tonight.

   2. Don’t overdo it with colored liquors (red wine, whiskeys, cordials, dark rum). A cheap red wine hangover is absolutely THE WORST. Death without actually passing into the next world.
   3. Don’t overdo it with sweet blended concoctions. This is the classic mistake of high-school idiots, dumb college undergrads, and basic novice drinkers (who will probably never drink again). All of these sick sugary trendy drinks with cream of whatever, and doughnut-flavored schnapps, and layers of nifty floating colored syrups and liquers. Oh, please. Gag. Gallons of Coca-Cola mixed with hard liquor. Imitation raspberry-flavored margaritas and “daiquiris”. (Raise your hand if you’ve ever even SEEN a real daiquiri.) The combination of all of that sugar in the stomach with the mandatory alcoholic kick in the head - the end-result is almost always the same. (I STILL remember the sight of the sidewalk outside of a cheezy teen bar in Underground Atlanta back when they served 18-yr.-olds.) Most kids still have to learn the hard way. Some people think it’s a rite of passage to “adulthood”. Yeah, right.
Hangover Steps:
1. Drink fruit juice with Vitamin C and lots of water
2. Avoid caffeine, caffeine just dehydrates you so it won’t help.
3. Also drink powerade or gatorade to rehydrate.
4. Eat foods that are rich in minerals like fish, or pickles.
5. Take a shower.
6. Rest or sleep :)

Stokked to get my new camera!

New camera on friday!!! time to lift off on this new blogg thing... ill have tons of pictures up soon for all of you :)

Kottonmouth Kings : Welcome to Stonetown Recap

so i jus got back from seeing kmk last Wednesday. all i can say is AMAZING! had a v.i.p. pass…met the kings, first in line to get in, and front row.  cant belive i got to kick it with the kings! Daddy X is by far my fave king now lol. he is the shit and alot of fun to talk to. I will admit I was slightly disappointed by D-Locs and Dirtball’s attitudes. NOT that they were bad, but they werent really how I thought they were gonna be….or it couldve just been an off day. Dirtball actually comes off as kinda shy. He doesnt really say much, and i thought he would be alot different after listening to his music so much. D-Loc…. I thought he’d be more wound up, but then again there’s about a 99% chance he was just really stoned lol. He gave me like 3 hugs and he’s way chill lol. Doesnt really say much but he still manages to be really funny and make cute faces at the camera haha. He’s the shit! Richter….he’s just the man. Chillest dude ive ever met. he was basically what i thought he was gonna be. Jus chill and smooth. haha. He came up to me and my friends as soon as the bus pulled up outside  then he went for like an hour walk. He walks around the venue like he owns the shit hahh but you cant say nothin cuz he does it so well lol. He’s not too outspoken but he’s just Richter. lol. AND… Bobby B soo remembers messaging me lol. So we got along really good lol. If he wouldnt have already talked to me a week ago im not sure if he wouldve hung around and chatted up with me but he’s pretty funny lol. I dig him alot.
As for the show. Amazing. We were all crammed in a sportsbar with the tiniest stage. 3 feet high. no barriers. brand new never used equipment. you not only hear the bass loud and clear, but you could feel it throughout your body. One of those reactions where you can feel the bass in your chest and your throat and cant help but to put your hand on it and feel it. Insane shit. of course Richter’s, Dirtballs, and D-locs solo sets rocked shit and even bobby b did his own set. knew every single song. stood front row center. every single king stood right directly above throughout the show at least a dozen times (considering I wasnt one of the freaky fan girls trying to rip off their clothes every time they leaned over the edge of the stage) literally held their legs as they leaned over throughout the show. only awkward thing was I got crotch to the face ALOT but trust me you get over it after it keeps happening lol. BEST thing about being front and center with a no barrier 3 ft. high stage is you catch all the details. I could see the reactions on their faces, basically had them standing over me all night, so close i could smell the cologne on them (btw johnny richter smells really good ;) haha) and evertime Loc would move around all his groos sweat would drip on me. Sick sounding but it was just one of them shows….the intense sweaty smoldering hot ones. And last best thing about it was they could tell if i knew a song. especially with the solo sets. D-loc got a huge smile after he realized i knew the song “gangsta bitch” lol. And everytime they’d notice theyd sit there and spit the rhyme with you on stage! They got a kick out of it forsure. They also notice when one of their V.I.P. homegirls need a water! ASAP! lol. had Daddy X try and throw me one f their waters and some psycho 16 year old bitches snap it off the stage right under my hands. tried again….and the other bitches did the same thing. Finally taxman threw one to me from the side of the stage….and Crazy bitches snatched it again!!! But let me tell ya its one the best feeling when Daddy X personally tosses you a water on stage during the show. haha he was my savior! I needed water so bad I couldve died!!! lol.
So the after math….got drunk as shit with my homies and met a really cute boy lol. BEst night ever! didnt go to bed til 9 a.m. …and didnt even go to bed alone ;) haha. And in the end, I knew exactly why Kottonmouth Kings was my favorite band ever. not only cuz they have the siccest music ever but because they treat their true fans like their own homies, and they pay attention to their fans. they actually care. Which is why they have one of the strongest followings and loyal fan base out of all underground bands. Theyre the shit. And they’ll never know how much it means to me just to shake their hands and get some hugs then party out the rest of the night with them. Best feeling ever! Welcome to stonetown.

 

My video From the Tour

I need to make me some of these jeans!

Some of me

bold what applies to you.

• I’m loud.
• I’m sarcastic.
• I cry easily. 
• I have a bad temper. 
• I’m easy to get along with. 
• I have more enemies than friends.
• I’ve smoked
• I drink coffee. 
• I clean my room daily.

My appearance:

• I wear make-up. 
• I wear a piece of jewelry at all times.
• I wear contacts.
• I wear glasses. 
• I have braces.
• I change my hair color often.
• I have a piercing.

Relationships:

• I’m in a relationship now.
• I’m single.
• I’m crushin’. 
• I’ve missed an ex before.
• I’m always scared of being hurt.
• I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did. 
• I’ve been in love more than two times.
• I believe in love at first sight. 

Friendships:

• I have a best friend.  
• I have at least ten REAL friends.
• I’ve gotten a phone call in the last 48 hours from a friend.
• I’ve beaten up a friend. 
• I’ve been in a serious fight with a friend.
• I can trust at least five people with my life.

Experiences:

• I’ve been on a plane.
• I’ve taken a taxi.
• I’ve taken a city bus.
• I’ve taken a school bus.
• I’ve made a speech. 
• I’ve been in some sort of club.

Music:

• I listen to R&B.
• I listen to pop.
• I listen to techno.
• I listen to rock. 
• I’m one of those people who play songs repeatedly until I hate it. 
• I download music. 
• I buy CD’s. 

Family Life:

• I get along with both of my parents for the most part.
• My biological parents are still together.
• I have at least one brother.
• I’ve been kicked out of the house.
• I’ve sworn at my parents.
• I’ve made my parents cry. 
• I’ve lied to my parents. 
• I’ve lied to my parents about where I am. 
• I’ve lied to my parents about what I’m doing. 

Hair:

• I’ve had streaks.
• I’ve cut my hair in the past year. 
• I’ve dyed my hair in the past year.
• I’ve been blonde. 
• I’ve had black.
• I’ve been red.
• I use conditioner.  
• I’ve curled my hair. 
• I’ve straightened my hair.  

= Me.

Where the Fuck is Hell???

Dustin: idunno ancient people believed volcanoes were the openings of hell
Me: so its like in the core of the earth or some shit?
Dustin: I guess. They use to sacrifice animals and shit in the volcanoes down to hell.
Me: how the fuck do you know that! you one of them freaks that sacrifice goats up at the tressels?
Dustin: .....I'm in AP History...
Me: oh.

Favorite Daddy-X Lyrics

“…I don’t speak a reputation cause it speaks for itself
most wanted renegade, hustle runnin the streets, underground empire slangin dope ass beats.
elevated cause we loadies, bunch of stoned white rappers smokin on trees, collecting all the money that you owe me and I know you don’t wanna see me homies
they all got rap skills, never even touched a mic, break you off somethin poppin put ya head in a vice
they get advice from me godfather MC gotta handle my biz like a real OG.”

- “Let’s do it” by Dirtball Ft. Daddy X

I've bitched about this before...

but I’ll do it again since I just replied to a post about this. I think its disgusting when people post their nudes on their blog. Your not a pornstar. We seen one vag & set of tits we seen them all. and guess what, we can see it put to action too. its called pornhub.com If you seriously post naked pictures of yourself you straight up have some insecurity issues and are not creative enough to find a new way to gain attention. Thxs to all the real girls on here that have some true standards. There’s one thing about talking like your a slut & there’s another when you take action in actually acting like a slut.
No one’s gonna treat you any better by flashing you tits for everyone to see. If anything, everyone knows its degrading. No, I really don’t think your cool OR pretty or even care the you “don’t give a fuck” about your nudes. Cuz the first thing I think when I see average young girls taking cellphone pic nudes & shit is..”wow, what a skank. She must not have many friends or some shit cuz I would be mortified if someone I knew saw that.”
If you really gotta post your nasty cunt and flabby tits for free on the internet you need help hunny. At least go make yourself useful and go gagg on a dick while you do it. then maybe those pics actually be worth something. might Earn yourself some money to buy some dignity.

I need a new pair of Miss Me jeans

god damn them they be so expensive! wtf people think. Average 19 year old girls are made of $100 bills or what? …..no just their parents. Well fuck that. My parents raised me right where I don’t even like to ask them for money. I will roll around town till I can’t start my car from a shortage of gas before I even think about asking mommy and daddy for 5 bucks. And all you little spoiled bitches that have never worked for any nice shit u have….u needa grow up. cuz mommy & daddy WILL die one day. Do you sit on the toilet? Do you wipe your own ass? okay then, see u can do it all by ur fuckin self. yeah get some

Tax Refunds = New SRH Swagg :)

Sooo ever since I started my new job I've realized I def need a new wallet! I don' think I've gotten my KMK wallet to close shut in over a year! I have wayyy too much shit in that thing! ...So I figured...new wallet? new purse to match!

Okay so they don't exactly match, but I found the perfect wallet ever & this is the last place to get the "Deal Breaker" purse from SRH. Yay NoFear! I can't wait to get these guys!

"Deal Breaker" Purse by SRH from NoFear.com

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm Sooo Excited to get my new Wallet!!!

"Sun Set" Wallet by Oradd from NoFear.com

Orange & Black Smokey eye Tutorial

I love her! Little Kiva is def one of my fave makeup artists ever! This tutorial never gets old! enjoy!

Ganja Juice

• 1 L vodka
• 32 oz Gatorade® energy drink
• 40 oz Hawaiian Punch®
• 1 qt orange juice
• 1 L 7-Up® soda

Pour the vodka, 7-up, gatorade and hawaiian punch into a punch bowl, and stir. Add orange juice, stir and watch it turn green. Add ice, and serve to guests in highball glasses.

Liquid Ice Blue Lagoon

• 1 oz vodka
• 1 oz UV Blue Raspberry Vodka
• lemonade
• 1/2 can of Liquid Ice

Pour vodka and UV Blue over ice in a highball glass. Fill with lemonade, liquid ice, and serve.

One of my fave energy drinks ever!!!!

Ice bomb

Ingredients & Measurements:

• 2 oz. UV Blue Raspberry Vodka
• 2 oz. Orange Vodka
• 2 oz. Vodka
• 1 - 2 oz. Sprite

Instructions:
Pour all the liquors into a glass filled with ice cubes. Fill with Sprite soda and then serve.

Carebear Cum shots

• 1 shot Everclear
• 1 shot Vodka, cherry (Phillips UV)
• 2 shots Mountain Dew
• 4 shots Energy Drink (Rockstar Punched)

Mixing Instructions Shake ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice. Strain into shot glasses. Makes 8 shots.

YUM!!! I wanna try this!!!!

Valentines day still fuckin sucks

My first Official Valentines day with an actually Valentine and I can't even be with him :( isn't it ironic? and year #19, this day still sucks....alot.
Okay, I lied, Valentines day was the shit in elemntery school. Party!!! ....but yeah after that...it sucks. not as much as it has in the past, since I already got my v-day call :) Goddd I love him! soo much. I'd do anything to be in his arms right now. I miss you babe :( why we have to live so far away...

Only pic I have of us...we look so bad! he was shirtless & drunk & I'm in my pajamas after working a 9 hour shift lol

New Metal Mulisha purses!!!

I swear the MM purses are always my weakness.... I LOVE them!!!! I'm almost thinking about getting the "Afterglow" purse. My favorite purse I ever owned was a MM zebra print purse that reminds of this one. except mine was a more "hobo" style. I miss it :/ But here's the new digs checkkk it!

Why the bloggers route?

I'm pretty sure Im not the only that ever thinks this, but why do people blog? well I'll tell you my own personal reason for my decision... As many of my fellow bloggers, I am one that needs to write things out to sort through my many daily thoughts. I currently have a notebook filled with numerous lists and paragraphs on just shit.


I thought.. well maybe why not just publish it? If your interesting enough I sure enjoy reading other peoples posts like mine just to  know there are others out there with the same situations as yourself. I just thnk in the end though...it gives me a great peace of mind.


:)

Did you ever live in CA? You have Cali written all over you!
And you better be a model. Lol

ha never. been to Socal 3 or 4x
Im a Montana native :)
haha…im not a model..yet...maybe if I lose another 20 pounds! haha

Match my Roots!!!!

SoooooooIt looks like u have really dark hair. Do u get it bleached at a salon or do u do it urself? I have no problem getting my hair blonde but its always when I touch up my roots they never match!

I do it all myself. I’ve been cutting and coloring my hair myself since I was 15. I trust No one with my hair lol. Yeah its pretty dark….but honestly I dont even know my natural hair color anymore lol.
The secret to making them match up is Toner. Toner brings out the white-platinum in your blonde. it does the same thing as if you bleach ur hair twice, it gets whiter. But Toner doesnt damage your hair like the actual bleach does.
So next time u touch up your roots, do the regular bleach then buy some toner (you can get it at Sally’s) you mix that with developer and put it on just like your bleach. only takes a few mins and it should look just about perfect.
if you want more a more platinum color for your whole head just apply the toner to all your hair and Walla! Platinum :)
hope that helped

Wella Color Charm hair color in Ash blonde. I use this as my toner after blaching :)

Limited edition maybe???

Where did you get your kmk necklace? It's so cute! I look every where for their merch but all i can ever find is cds, wallets and belt buckles haha

I got it awhile ago on the subnoize merch site. Its suppose to be a pendant for a huge ganster chain for guys lol but i just took it off and put it on a necklace chain.
try Ebay or google and search Kottonmouth Kings pendant
im not sure if they have it anymore on subnoize :/

Where’s your favorite place to buy clothes?

EBAY!!! I buy everything on ebay :) …or usually Nofear, SRH, Ho$tility, Tillys, Metal Mulisha„ Pacsun, Ross, Kohl’s…..

most of those are all online btw lol

when did you first start dying your hair? & what do you do to keep it healthy?

I’ve always had highlights and that from around age 9, then I completely colored all my hair black when I was 13. ever since then I’ve had about every hair color u can think of. It’s def addicting.
I try to keep it as healthy as I can by

• limiting the use of my hair dryer/straightner
• use heat protectant
• I use Keratin conditioner. I swear by this stuff. It’s the best thing I’ve ever come across for my hair & it really does make a difference in your hair.
• I leave this conditioner on my hair overnight & wash it out in the morning.
• I wash my hair every 2 or 3 days. yes it does help your hair because over washing it dries it out really bad. on days I don’t wash my hair I use dry shampoo to keep it from looking and getting oily.
• Limit the times I color my hair. Usually about every 5 or 6 weeks.

Whoop! Whoop!

Tumblr Question/ Anonymous: 

are you a juglette?
   
answered:
I don’t consider myself to be a jugalette. you got to be a hardcore down psychopathic fan to be a juggalo/lette I believe.
I do have really good friends that are true juggalos/lettes and I do run the town with my juggalo homies quite a bit but I’ll alwys be down for the crown 1st and foremost.
me and my close couple friends get referred to as the kmkings/kweens round here. like fuck stereotypes and shit ya kno, but its what we rep & I love my spaded fam but I’ll always be there for my juggalo homies.
think of it as Daddy x & dirtball are supposively juggalos & have been for awhile, but they’ll always be kings first. plus the juggalos & kings and even Strange music artists always got eachothers backs, reppin eachothers shit.